Funny stuff

A round-up of amusements from the art history world:
-- I want to make a movie about a powerful cyborg . . . who studies ancient triumphal arches in moldy archives.
-- In addition to curling and the Concordia Language Villages (which I dearly wanted to attend in tenth grade), another reason to love the northern Minnesota town of Bemidji.
-- Hotter than blazes last week?  You could have channeled your 103-degree-fueled aggression via Mel Bochner.